No Cheeses for Us Meeces: 

An Irreverent Tribute to A Muppet Christmas Carol

Experience an unhinged night of comedy, festive chaos, and every song from The Muppet Christmas Carol performed live by Broadway singers with a full live band at the Laurie Beechman Theatre in New York City.

What to expect

Fourteen years of annual holiday mischief have evolved into New York City's most delightfully deranged holiday tradition. Prepare yourself for music, puppets, and seasonal revelry.

Broadway talent

Hear all the beloved tunes performed with powerhouse vocals by our cast of seasoned stage performers.

Pizza rat & comedy

Hosted by Geoffrey Allen Murphy and Pizza Rat, puppeteered by Toby Billowitz of War Horse fame.

Full live band

A live ensemble bringing the film's iconic and nostalgic score to life with festive energy.

Cabaret intimacy

Enjoy an up-close theatrical experience at the legendary Laurie Beechman Theatre in the heart of Manhattan.

Fourteen years in the making

What started 14 years ago as an annual houseparty to watch everyone's favorite holiday film has grown bigger and weirder every single year. We gather Broadway artists, comedy savants, and true believers to honor the ultimate holiday classic in the most irreverent way possible. Join us for an unforgettable celebration that will have you singing in the streets.

A holiday comedy spectacle

From scrooge-worthy cynicism to pure holiday magic, our cast of insanely talented lunatics guarantees a night of unforgettable entertainment, absurd puppetry, and vocal fireworks.

"An absolute riot! The vocals blew the roof off the Laurie Beechman, and Pizza Rat stole every scene. The funniest holiday show in NYC."

Audience review

"If you love the original movie, this is essential holiday viewing. Brilliantly irreverent, heartfelt, and sung with Broadway-level perfection."

Manhattan theatergoer

"Utterly unhinged in the best possible way. I haven't laughed this hard or heard such wonderful live music in a cabaret space in years."

Holiday fan

Get into the holiday spirit

Seats at the Laurie Beechman Theatre are limited and shows sell quickly every December. Secure your tickets now to guarantee your spot at the most outrageous musical party of the season.

Venue & questions

The Laurie Beechman Theatre

The Laurie Beechman Theatre
407 W 42nd St
New York, NY 10036
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